I read online that stalkers typically target people they idolize or who they are jealous of for some reason and they might be people from your past. My stalker apparently went to my high school but I will have to dig up an old yearbook because I can’t quite picture his/her face. I’m told his/her name is Morgan Jensen or something like that. I’m not even sure if he/she is a man or a woman. I have not visited the site myself ,but it’s rumored he/she created an entire webpage about how much he/she wishes he/she could generate the same web traffic that I do.
Not that I have given much thought to it, but if he/she is a he I picture him looking like this guy
If he/she is a she, I kinda picture her looking like this At any rate Morgan Jensen, if you are out there, I want to say that I am sorry for whatever it is that I have done to offend you. I want to be able to walk out of my house in the morning without having to put on a disguise for fear that I am being followed. If you need help coming up with material for your blog I am happy to help. Please don’t blame me for your uncommentable posts and your lack of social capital.
Bared Jensen,
ReplyDeleteYou really have nothing to worry about against your nemesis. I think he's in the process of getting pity comments right about now. Stick to quality and you will continue to get our comments!
Berica Ernay
I am on the fence on this one. You are my brother, so of course I love you and will always read your blog. However, I think as a way of getting more comments Morgan asked me to be a friend on facebook. I really "like this" because I am secretly competing with you to get more "friends" then you. So Morgan really did me a favor.
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